Sokketyvens lager - Sockthiefs inventory 2006

(english translation further down)
De siger jeg er født i hamsterens stjernetegn
Jeg har et fint lager af sjove ting under sengen, men jeg er blevet opdaget flere gange og byttet er blevet taget fra mig.
Tilsyneladende lugter et brugt kaffefilter også ret kraftigt for menneskenæser, de stod ihvertfald op igen og gav sig til at gøre rent - det var det lager.

Der er ellers mange sjove ting
- sokker (naturligvis)
- solbriller (dem var jeg ret stolt af)
- køkkenrulle som konfetti
- menthos papir (uuuhm det duftede skønt)
- babys legetøj
- diverse elektroniske dimser fra mandens arbejdsbord
- skruer
- underlige ting som menneskene ikke anede at de hvade
- køleskabsmagneter
- nisser

Jeg har endda forsøgt at snige en kæmpe papkasse ind under sengen, men "mor" sagde skraldgrinene at den var for stor

Nå men efter kaffefilteret, som jeg ellers synes jeg var ret dygtig med for jeg spildte ikke en krumme, så blev der ryddet op, støvsuget meget og mit rov forsvandt

Dagen efter prøvede jeg at gemme støvsugeren under sengen, men den var ikke lige sådan at få med

Nitte

Så jeg lavede et nyt lager under sengen
- papirlommetørklæder som konfetti
- legetøjsmus (mine egne)
- mentholatum
- solbriller (igen)
- sokker frisk rov fra vasketøjskurven
- en t-shirt
- et håndklæde

Men så dummede jeg mig igen da jeg ville vise far mit seneste rov kl. 01:30 en nat... en tegnestift, den var ellers så flot og ret spids så man skal være forsigtig og så lagde idioten sig på den
og så siger de at katten er en vanvittig dyreart

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They say my zodiac sign is the hamster

I do stock up with a lot of funny things under the bed, but I have also been discovered several times and my inventory has been taken

Apparently used coffee filters do smell strongly for humans as well as for cats. They jumped out of bed and started cleaning up. Bye bye inventory.

I had many cool things hidden
- Socks (of cause)
- Sunglasses (very proud of those)
- Paper towels (in shreds)
- Paper from a Mentos package (what a scent)
- Electronic things from dad’s worktable
- Screws 
- Tidbits the bipeds didn’t even know they had
- Fridge magnets
- And pixies

I even tried to get at huge cardboard box in there, but mom was roflmao and stating it was too big. (180x80x40 cm)

After this coffee filter incident, which I am rather proud of cause I didn’t drop anything, my inventory was cleaned up, floor vacuumed and my treasure vanished

Next day I did try to hide the vacuum cleaner under the bed, but I couldn’t move it 
Rats!

Only choice was to make a new inventory
- Paper towels as confetti
- Toy mice (my own)
- Sunglasses (again – love them)
- Fresh prey from the laundry basket
- And a clean t-shirt
- And a towel


I then I did something stupid again. I wanted to show my latest pray at 01.30 one night. A PIN. It was so beautiful, the tip was very pointed and required me to be very careful. So I put it down in bed and padded my dad… and he rolled over… and jumped up screaming.
And he claims that I belong to a crazy species